Saturday, October 8, 2011

A Skype encrypted blog post - Tory

Jenny had a fascinating conversation with me via Skype that will stand in as a blog post since i'm too tired to write real words. Or post on the right day. Sorry.

Key:
Nellie B. = Jenny
sourkiwis = Me
Poppy = Rabbit
Ivy = Rabbit
Steve = Rabbit
Monster Kitty = WTH

Nellie B.: =( (o)0 (o))= kitty waits for the right time to spring and eat your bunnies. be aware of this monster kitty..
sourkiwis: D:
Nellie B.: Time is running out!
Nellie B.: YOU MUST PROTECT THEM EVEN MORE!
Nellie B.: EVIL MONSTER KITTY IS WAITING!
sourkiwis: Poppy is rattling her cage like a prisoner.
Nellie B.: That means monster kitty is near.
Nellie B.: She is trying to tell you to run.
sourkiwis: D:
Nellie B.: Under stand?
Nellie B.: (wait) Do you under stand that monster kitty is near?
sourkiwis: D:
Nellie B.: (whew) you must run then wipethe sweat from your forhead as you run.
Nellie B.: ....please wait... predicting future.
Nellie B.: You will run and then suddenly you will realize your bunnies are not with you! you will run back to your room and find only one there if you sey the ones name now and put it on skype that will be the one that survives and you will find and svae.
Nellie B.: That is your future of the monster kittys!
Nellie B.: :) No pressure.

You heard it here. No pressure.

And as a bonus feature:
Nellie B.: Ivy will be found and you will take her with you. a word of caution: your bunny might starve if you don't give it food. you'r gonig to have to walk 100 miles to go to the stone of crystal where you will get the other two bunnies back from the monster kittys. this is your future and you will decide to do this. and even if you plan ahead you will do it.
Nellie B.: Risk at life for pets club.
Nellie B.: You'r now joining it.
Nellie B.: okay? okay.
a day at the office of wesley. all the dogs come and play all day steve joined it even thow he should have joined "the office bunnies". he tried it out and all you did was hop ovre and ovre again and meet new bunnies and have loyars and go to court and stuff it was real boring so he joined wesley's office witch is puppies and dogs playing all day and steve just chills and sips water and has pelets by the pool and sometimes gos for swim.

Anyone else terrified? My future sounds kind of hectic.

-Tory

2 comments:

  1. This is the most ridiculous thing I 've ever read.
    My favorite parts are "..please wait...predicting future."
    "No pressure."
    and
    "Risk at life for pets club; you'r now joining it"

    Is the Monster Kitty Harriet perhaps?

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  2. I also loved the "please wait... predicting future."
    That girl is going places!
    And also I love how she spells lawyers. <3

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