Molly - Quotes from Classes

I can't write anything too long this week, as I'm catching up on abundance of homework I couldn't do while I was sick. But I'd like to share with you guys some quotes from my various classes that might give you some insight into my education here at Marlboro ^_^

"Nobody in the world is interested in you but you."

"Look! I'm a fanatic! Come with me!"

"My best advice for life is this: don't do dumb things."

"Don't offend people who pay the bills. That's another item on my list of dumb things you shouldn't do."

"For God's sake use the right adjectives. If it's green grass I don't care, but if it's purple grass I want to know!"

"Did any of you go through an ironic phase around 14 or 15? Christmas is SOOO boring."

"Don't get white socks with different colored bands that go around the top. You'll never get those bands together."

"Achilles the Angriest Shepherd: A children's book."

On The Odyssey: "Home is where the heart is."

"I'm not saying Odysseus isn't awesome, I'm just saying I wouldn't want to hang out with him."
"What makes you think he'd want to hang out with you?!"

"This kind of had an 'informed virgin' feel to it."

"And then I kept looking for references to his cock (rooster) and I kept thinking 'it's coming...it's coming..."

Hope you enjoyed.

:P